“The best part is that when you try to turn it off, Scarlett Johannessen’s voice just laughs at you.”

When you’re a hammer, all you see is nails

So much of the early internet was free because we all had so much trouble convincing anyone that it was worth investing in or even paying for. I mean… people hardly noticed it was there, seeing it was difficult and expensive, and developing what we now know as the internet was at least a decade and a trillion dollars away. Oh, and, no one believed in it or thought it was worth it. Everyone needed convincing.

This was 1995

Nice for the US government to finally be interested in this sort of thing.

THAT WAS ALLOWED?!

My 2016 gen 1 iPad Pro isn’t getting this update for the first time (iOS 17). It barely runs the last iOS, but still gets security updates.

I’m fine with that.